Dear Dysfunctional,
I have been recently in a creative lock, which for me means that I gave my homework precedence for a period of time; however, I feel that I can't stay away from my blogging forever, so as a way of rewarding myself, here I am yet again. I'm sorry, I know you all were enjoying a google news feed that was free of my blog posts, but hey, at least theres actually something there now. I mean, it seems that my plus feed is so bare that a new post is greeted with the same enthusiasm and surprise as a solar eclipse. And don't flatter yourselves, I actually don't care all that much about solar eclipses. Now if I greeted your posts with the same enthusiasm as I would a bunch of tuxedo wearing monkey slaves who were sent to do my bidding and wore waxed mustaches, then that might be saying something. Either way, consider this post as a warning; either to quit again the internet, or forever be subject to my whimsical and inane blogs for the rest of your natural life. Don't say I didn't warn you...
Farewell,
Benard Kimball
PS, song of the day is White Sky, by Vampire Weekend
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